September 20, 2025

A wee alien with eyes on the present, gaze lowered to the feets and the fits, roaming town:

• In Times Square, we trust Jordans 1, 3, and 4, and the comifest yet meanest looking Sketchers
• C train about to reach Clinton-Washington, black sneakers with silver accents, hair styled up, air of casual, he's so BOY idk. I vow to remember and search those shoes up but now I cannot find them they look so familiar yet are elusive, no not p6000s nor NBs
• Two silvery sneakers spotted, a guy on a bike casually breezing up Atlantic Ave and a gal about to walk down Vanderbilt
• Cooks on break outside Ji Bei Chuan, black rubbered tops of their shoes smooth, like half a MSCHF boot
• Fatherly sir in the navy shirt with matching navy gazelles I see you have swapped out the laces for color coordinating ones too
• Aunty yes I see you with the drip I might guess you got them from a Chinatown import boutique (like East Broadway Mall 1st floor not 2nd floor) and it makes it easy to see YOU
• A flurry of flat sneakers on Orchard street: sambaaasicspuma.
• White Jordans tongue flipped down, pleated cardigan top probs Issey, ring belted skirt loosey goose
• Ah you see the designers they wear black boots some very Ann D some idk...even if the clothes are casual flowing or prints popping
• Hey that's the what people are wearing in NYC guy...him and his interviewee I barely process their fits are a mix of texture and reads immediately as FASHION MFs
• They're decked out completely in Wenjue Lu's latest, a natural cotton ghost, hugging someone in pink topped short skirt converse ensemble.
• Port Authority late at night, Nike Free 5.0s circa 2018 spotted, I was gonna get a similar pair
• This guy lining up for the Fort Lee line...a boro-inpsired jacket with sashiko lines and frayed patches...its giving Kaptial meets Mokuyobi...paired with a toy-colored basket-weave camera bag.
• Running in my moonstar prims hahah none spotted today and yeah that does give me the smallest sick pleasure
• Young girl gonna young girl self-disgust at knowing all these brands and being aware like this ok ottessa do your worst at this caricature